Earthworm Jim

Earthworm Jim (Playmates)

Basic Series

Playmates

8601

1994

5.50

Daring Defender of Earth, the Cosmos, and Everything Else!

Earthworm Jim's really big weapons & accessories:
Big Bulk Plasma Blaster, Jim's Really BIG Crow Croakin' Gun, and Snott

People of Earth, do not run in fear; do not run in your bare feet, either. I am your groovy superhero - Earthworm Jim! My superpowers are numerous. My strength is legendary. Why, I can even launch this huge heifer into the air with one hand - like so. "Moooo!" Perhaps I should tell you a little about myself. First and foremost, I'm a worm. Secondly, I am heavily armed. I know what you're thinking: a heavily armed worm - isn't that bad? You can count on me and my segments that I am a good worm. How did all this happen? Well, there's this evil Queen Slug-for-a-Butt (hey, that's her name) - who commissioned this Professor to build a super space suit so she could dominate the universe. Well, I was minding my own business (which is real easy for a worm to do), when this space suit accidentally falls from the sky and lands - WHOOMP! - right on me. Suddenly, by the Great Worm Spirit whose segments span the labyrinths of eternity - well, you can guess the rest of the story. Groovy, huh? The Queen's got an evil bird named Psycrow after me, too. His sole goal is to get my super suit and return it to the Queen. But with my Big Bulk Plasma Blaster and Really BIG Crow Croakin' Gun, I'll not only save myself - I pledge to defend the defenseless, help the helpless and make Psycrow EAT DIRT at every turn. So rest assured that I - Earthworm Jim, together with my faithful servant, Snot and sidekick Peter Puppy, shall protect you all! Hey, and if my weapons are not at hand, I can use my head as a whip! Pretty groovy, huh? I have to go now and save Princess What's-Her-Name - she's my girl!