Come along children and follow the bouncing lights of the spirits of the lost souls who have come here before! Down the stairs, through the creaking doors, across the halls of the damned, find your way to the darkest corner a basement ever had! Don't let the ghouls and ghosts and fires afloat scare you away from this hell, see if you can stay alive long enough to hear the tales the Cryptkeeper has to tell! Eee-hee-hee-hee-hee!...